January 2012
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When your parents threaten to take your cellphone:
“I don’t fucking care”
When they threaten to take your computer and internet…
More laughs here
I SWEAR TO GOD ALMIGHTY IF THAT IS THE NEXT STEP KAREN TAKES, IT WILL BE THE LAST THING SHE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!
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“So Matilda’s strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all...”
– Roahld Dahl (via golightlywannab)
“Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.”
– Victoria Holt (via zodiaccity)
brobecks:
Do you guys ever wonder what would happen if you just nonchalantly walked out of your house without saying anything to anyone or taking anything with you and just like walked in a random direction and never went back
allllllllllll the time.
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teacher: so when there was war serbia knew they would get help from russia, their powerful friend
me: i ship it
teacher: what
me: what
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fffcuk:
being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital
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“and reinvent your life because you must;
it is your life and
its history
and...”
– Charles Bukowski (via absea)
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“I always find it more difficult to say the things I mean than the things I...”
– W. Somerset Maugham (The Painted Veil)
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“He remained heartbroken, which meant one of two things: either his love was pure...”
– The Marriage Plot - Jeffrey Eugenides (via daydreamdelusion)
lemunplej:
“serves 4-5 people”
haha yeah we’ll see about that
