May 2012
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also completely disregarding all seriousness…. i am in aruba right now and my story i from that i went to standford… i am an asshole
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re: my post last night about "kim": it was a joke...
righteous feminist explained why that should never be a joke. ever.
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a guy told me last night that the song "kim" by...
well, then
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here's a list of reason i'm happy to be alive:
my baby cousin, max, the cutest fucking thing in the goddamn world
and the rest of my family
lipstick
buddy hollies and wayfarers
trenta starbucks green tea, sweetened with 6 classic
my amazing job
tattoos
friends is cosmetology school
triple town
those tiny bottles of liquor that only hold like one shot
beer
the internet
animals who hate everybody but you
warm spring days
young...
April 2012
46 posts
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fuckyescalifornia:
Los Angeles weather what are you doing
lol have you been to pennsylvania
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What ingredients does it take to make you? →
hermione-ganja:
kyssthis16:
luckythinks91:
iloveyouless:
razycrandomcunt:
super-eklectic1:
smidgetz:
chillarybanks:
wtfced:
geekscoutcookies:
ethereal-eyes:
richbitchdress:
buttsexington:
thescentofbooks:
Karen is made of spinach, frowns, and partnership. With a dash of the 70s.
Shannon is made of Horror, acid, and dedication. With a dash of Disney.
madelyn is made...
soooooooo i finally started watching game of thrones last night arya is my fucking spirit animal
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i’m following 666 blogs
this is awkward
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i am going to start a youtube series called “whitney reads fifty shades of grey” just like “alex reads twilight” because i can’t do this alone anymore i need the internet with me
i expect you all to watch them and continuously tell me that’s going to be okay
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i started “fifty shades of grey” today because we had it at work finally and i was curious and - let’s just be honest here - i clearly hate myself and dear god in heaven above why
i knew it started as a twilight fanfiction okay i knew this going into it but i had no idea just how much she didn’t change anything
like christian buys anastasia cars because hers isn’t...
literally me every time i watch karen use her...
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
its literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer
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sometimes at work i hand a coworker an empty cup and tell them it’s full of the fucks i give
and most of the time they stare at me blankly
and i want to cry
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breejoyce asked: PARTICULAR. SET. OF. SKILLS.
“i just imagined you saying “I BROUGHT YOU INTO TUMBLR AND I WILL TAKE YOU...”
– rachele knows me so well it’s kind of disturbing
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john-bromez:
before every event/interview Jennifer Lawrence probably sends her publicist a muffin basket or an edible arrangement with a note saying “I’m sorry for what I’m going to say today”
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harassinglokiforever asked: C, D, & U
breejoyce asked: Q R Z
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that awkward moment when your irl best friend reblogs something from somebody else that you also reblogged and you want to hit them
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SOMEBODY PLEASE
A. Available:
B. Birthday:
C. Crushing on:
D. Drink you last had:
E. Easiest person to talk to:
F. Favorite song:
G. Grossest memory:
H. Hometown:
I. In love with:
J. Jealous of:
K. Killed someone:
L. Longest friendship:
M. Milkshake flavour:
N. Number of siblings:
O. One wish:
P. Person who you last called:
Q. Question your asked the most:
R. Reason to smile:
S. Song you last sang:
T. Time you wake up:
U. Underwear color:
V. Violent moment:
W. Worst habit:
X. X-ray you had:
Y. Your last time you cried:
Z. Zodiac sign:
breejoyce asked: 6 10 and 12 you pirate hooker.
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Do you ever ship something so hard, but only in a really specific way, kind of to the point where you don’t trust anyone else to ship it until they’ve proven themself worthy, and until that point you sort of curl around your ship and hiss like an angry cat at anyone who comes near you.
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“And obviously Katniss Everdeen should have dated both those dudes in the book...”
– How to Write The Great American Novel (via apiphile)
EXACTLY GODDAMMIT
— i’m trying to think of a relevant bread pun but it’s not happening
(via aeromachia)
spread the loaf
stop punching down your feelings and let them rise
one cannot live on bread alone
it’s the yeast they could do for her
...
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when i type “tumblr.c” into my address bar it automatically finishes it with “om/tagged/josh+hutcherson”
i ain’t even mad at it
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“Enough ladies. I get it. You have periods.”
– Two and a Half Men co-creator Lee Aronsohn’s tells THR he doesn’t much care for lady-centric sitcoms. (via newsweek)
He applauded women like Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler and Tina Fey securing a voice to discuss formerly taboo subjects on TV.
“But we’re approaching peak vagina on television,...
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Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
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