May 2013
2 posts
beyoncesasshole:
who can i call to get a refund on this whole adulthood thing
How to read any John Green book
Step 1: Read book
Step 2: Finish book
Step 3: Wander around in a confused stupor for a week and question your entire existence and every decision you've ever made
April 2013
18 posts
earthnation:
DONT GO THRU OLD CONVERSATIONS WITH SOMEONE WHO U USED TO BE CLOSE WITH
disneyprincest:
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pratfall:
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
rneerkat:
armenianweezy:
is math even real
it can be imaginary sometimes too
pudus:
hey maybe if u dont want to be labeled as a sex offender how about u dont fucking rape people
rneerkat:
armenianweezy:
is math even real
it can be imaginary sometimes too
masssy:
it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
1 tag
I am in my room alone minding my own business and I burped and my mom asked when I turned into a gross person
because I burped
in my room
alone
broadway-aradia:
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
catswithbenefits:
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be
March 2013
12 posts
wartortles:
im thirsty i could sure go for a nice glass of sex right about now
ouijamatic:
my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
crystvllized:
tumblr makes me want to watch a lot of movies and read a lot of books but i dont have time because of tumblr
me: eats a snack while making a snack
loveyourchaos:
hahahaha oh my god I want to hit you in the face
ouijamatic:
my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”.
lucifersbutt:
i used to grammar but then i was tumblr
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
mobile blogging with 3% battery is a lot like the band playing while the titanic sank
danielshowells:
what a wonderful winter we are having this spring
h-u-m-o-u-r:
‘that’s not real music’
ok what would you classify as real music
do you want me to play an old recorder and dance around a fucking bonfire chanting a rain dance tune is that real enough for you you stupid pretentious bitch
February 2013
2 posts
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
November 2012
3 posts
3 tags
3 tags
October 2012
9 posts
its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
4 tags
alexandraerin:
pittisit18:
Isn’t it odd how everyone that supports abortion has already been born?
Strangely, everyone who opposes abortion has also been born. It’s almost like you have to be born to have opinions… like it’s part of the basic definition of being a person or something. I’m so glad you pointed that out. It’s a really great point.
5 tags
September 2012
22 posts
2 tags
pizzaforpresident:
ekellythequeen:
pizzaforpresident:
i wish i could use emojis in real life
you can……..its called your face
how the fuck can you sushi high heel birthday cake with your face?
girlwhowasonfire:
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
