April 2010
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have you ever had the feeling
that you just wanna sing?
go somewhere and sing your favorite song at the very top of your lungs, with nobody around to hear if it’s a little offkey?
that’s me. right now.
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this woman from pittsburgh is trying to get pitbulls banned because she was attacked.
shit like this pisses me off. you can’t write off an entire breed because of one incident. yeah, pitbulls have a reputation for being mean, but that’s because it’s what they’re trained to do.
do you understand that? these are dogs so loyal that they will literally kill somebody if their...
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tmi tuesday
i really have to pee, but my room is a mess and i won’t let any of my friends in it, so i don’t want to go into my room myself when a friend is here.
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hey guys, wanna ask me stuff? →
i’m bored :(
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when i am an old, unmarried, lonely lady…
i want to be half as badass as sue sylvester.
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i get irrationally angry when i see people becoming fans of facebook of things like “i live in america, i shouldn’t have to press “1” for english!” etc.
it’s the “if you don’t do things the way i do, you are wrong!” mindset that most americans seem to have that makes other countries hate us.
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there are a few things about my life that i am completely unapologetic about.
the fact that i don’t shower every day is one of them.
i have every intention of seeing our department’s current show totally plastered tonight.
partly because it is three hours long, partly because everybody says it’s terrible, and partly because i am still bitter, months later, that i did not get the lead and my roommate did.
damn my advanced acting class for requiring me to go in order to write a paper on it.
people who can wear timberlands without me judging:
construction workers
my friends are fucking assholes
justin: hey, i'm gonna be hanging out at my place with a few peeps after 10. you're welcome to join.
me: i can't believe you invited me!
justin: oh shit, whit. sorry. mistext.
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ADHD isn’t just for kids. The WSJ says that 10... →
nedhepburn:
hipsterdiet:
Its as if these populations ADHD victims congregate in larger metro areas.
relevant sidenote: i used to think Attention Deficit Disorder meant that you “really needed attention”.
if that was the case, nearly everybody in my department would have it.
… myself included.
caitlineff:
Things I am happy about:
Chuck (OMGGG)
Duke’s win (I’m aware I’m the only one)
Things I am not happy about:
Gossip Girl
The fact that I care about Gossip Girl
naw, i’m happy about duke’s win, too.
not because i give a shit about basketball.
but because my friend won $200 from her bracket because of it, meaning i get to have dinner.
today is my first holiday as a vegan.
i already hated family gatherings when i was a vegetarian.
not because there wasn’t anything for me to eat, because i was used to/prepared for that.
but everybody else makes a big deal about it and it makes me uncomfortable.
like, they start apologizing for not having something for me, and i don’t care, yo. i don’t expect everybody to cater to my diet.
or worse… they...
9 deadly words used by a woman.
500daysofcarlos:
pepermintlarry:
saythatsomething:stationarystationery:biancagoesbang:dustinfuxkalle:l0ve-stoned:
1) Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2) Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before...
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my friend just drunkenly made out with an ex fling
veronicathenoseylady:
thesleepless:
i am chastising her like i didn’t do the same thing last weekend.
oh, life.
mother hen reblog
im talking shit but id totally do the same thing reblog
i can be the most annoying of mother hens.
except, you know, when it comes to myself.
my friend just drunkenly made out with an ex fling
i am chastising her like i didn’t do the same thing last weekend.
oh, life.
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