April 2012
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also “about a boy” is on tv right now and every time i see a movie with a young hottie mchotterson i’m like “see look whitney they have some chub and they’re wearing dorky clothes in this movie AND LOOK HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY ARE NOW!” and then i have to remind myself that i am 22, not 12, and have long passed the point of outgrowing the awkward stage
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i just want you all to know that we had one of those stupid days at the mall when whoever the fuck could set up tables all through the halls and NATURALLY the one outside my store was pro-life with those stupid fucking baby figurines that are NOT what a fetus looks like at 7 weeks, sorry bro, and i almost felt bad about the predatory look on my face every time i passed by
March 2012
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that time when one of the contributors from hellogiggles tweeted back at me and i went into a giggling fit like 12 year old me would have if they met nick carter
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Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
me: i should start working out
me: *stands up*
me: okay thats good
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restarks:
let’s face it we’re all in lesbians with jennifer lawrence
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“For whatever we lose (like a you or a me)
it’s always ourselves we find in the...”
– E.E. Cummings (via lov3good)
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“I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees.”
– Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and a Song of Despair (via anachronisticalexis)
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“sometimes i think i’m a person not of flesh and blood and bone, but of too...”
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so i work with this kid at sbux named tim and i asked him if he was going to take his gf to the hunger games and later on down the conversation he casually mentions “oh, yeah, my uncle used to live with that one kid’s mom. that josh hutcherson guy.” and explained that his uncle dated josh’s mom for a while while he lived in kentucky and that HE (TIM) PLAYED WITH JOSH WHEN...
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peetamellrks:
i think i just found my favorite photo of josh hutcherson to ever exist
i’m sorry, is something going on in this picture other than his abs?
here are the most important things i took away...
i want to bang josh hutcherson
i want to bang jennifer lawrence
i want to bang liam hemsworth
i want to bang wes bentley
i want to bang woody harrelson
i want to bang lenny kravitz
i want to bang stanley tucci
i do not want to bang donald sutherland
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all these stranger bitches on my timeline talking about how they would sleep in a cave with peeta
like please get on my level peeta is gonna “sleep” in my “cave”
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for the next 24 hours i will be posting nothing...
sowwy followers
chroniclesofpanem:
buttercupeverdeen:
the-cyclopes-are-watching:
Oh my goodness, this #ReplacePotterQuoteWithBacon trend on Twitter is killing me with how great it is.
Omg I’ve never laughed out loud at a post before.
Legit cackling.
oh my dear god
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apparently i can’t ship something unless it is one of the following:
not canon
doomed
destroys my soul slowly from the inside out
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“KINGDOM COME” IS GIVING ME A LOT OF FEELS
i just downloaded the hunger games soundtrack so if you’ll excuse me i am going to sit in my room with the lights off at 3 AM smoking cigarettes as tears roll down my cheeks
don’t worry i will be liveblogging each song as if i am the first person to download it, ever
